Warning!!
This blog is meant to be humorous, no Toddlers, Parents or Cats were harmed in the making of this blog!

Friday, 29 November 2013

Bye Mommy

Last night I told James that I was going to leave the house and he and daddy could go downstairs to play cars with daddy. 

He took my by the hand, dragged me to the door handed me my shoes and told me to leave. 

Okay buddy mommy gets the hint. 

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Monday, 11 November 2013

It's all about timing

If you scream and throw yourself on the floor for 45 minutes, mommy will eventually break down and feed you goldfish for dinner.

Saturday, 9 November 2013

Thursday, 7 November 2013

Overheard in our home

Overheard the other night in our home: James, we do not smell other people's farts and laugh

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

And so it begins

TT has learned the technique of bedtime stalling 

So far we have had:

* blanket off
* milk
* blanket on
* socks on
* water
* socks off

Mommy is onto you buddy 

Monday, 4 November 2013

Halloween. The best holiday ever to a toddler

You mean to tell me all I have to do is look cute and people give me sugary goodness???  Score!!!

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Welcome to The Toddler Terrorist

Hello and welcome to the new blog of our little Toddler Terrorist James!

Some people might be offended by the nick name, we have called him the Toddler Terrorist because of the chaos the follows every where he goes.

James is now 28 months old, his best friend is "Monkey Friend" a stuffed Monkey who he shares is adventures with.



He love Cars and Thomas the Train, if he is not talking about race cars he is talking about Choo Choo Trains.

He is talking up a storm and filling our lives with adventures, and I want to share those with you,

So Welcome to The Toddler Terrorist!!