Bye Mommy

Last night I told James that I was going to leave the house and he and daddy could go downstairs to play cars with daddy. 

He took my by the hand, dragged me to the door handed me my shoes and told me to leave. 

Okay buddy mommy gets the hint. 

CRAZY

Mommy: James, Your Crazy James: Ya, I know

It's all about timing

If you scream and throw yourself on the floor for 45 minutes, mommy will eventually break down and feed you goldfish for dinner.

Can we built it it??

Yes we can!!!  Making a boat at Home Depot 

Overheard in our home

Overheard the other night in our home: James, we do not smell other people's farts and laugh

And so it begins

TT has learned the technique of bedtime stalling 

So far we have had:

* blanket off

* milk

* blanket on

* socks on

* water

* socks off

Mommy is onto you buddy 

Halloween. The best holiday ever to a toddler

You mean to tell me all I have to do is look cute and people give me sugary goodness???  Score!!!